February 2012
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Are you saying I can’t have your product because I don’t have the...
– Sarah Silverman, The Sarah Silverman Program
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Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway
cherryb0mb-:
I tip my daiquiri off to you on the right, good sir.
To you as well, Scotty, but the daiquiri was Hemingway’s drink, so I gotsta rep it.
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Homework
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nenolovesyou:
So long ago, I don’t remember when That’s when they say I lost my only friend Well they said she died easy of a broken heart disease As I listened through the cemetery trees
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christinaaguilerasboobs:
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I’m so afraid of the toilet
– Roommate
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Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
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There goes beer, saving lives again.
– This documentary (via anomaly-anonymous)
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"Fecal? Sounds ominous."
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Wtf, ancient Egyptians used beer fumes as a...
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Documentary: Coming up - how beer built the pyramids.
My Roommate: Uh, I'm pretty sure Jewish slaves did that.
Apparently, beer invented writing.
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Live blogging "How Beer Saved the World"
Get ready
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Break starts in less than a minute...
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And so I run to the things they said could restore me
Restore life the way it...
– from the song “Cough Syrup” by Young The Giant (via missingmypuppettheater)
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iwontbesatisfiedwithokay:
Cough Syrup is on repeat so hard.